| | Past Monday, I'm driving Mother to work, furious at the fact that both of the dogs (Michael and Matthew) shat in the house in the morning. Since I like to live dangerously, I'm lost in my thoughts instead of paying attention to the road and I'm thinking: what the hell are those dogs thinking? We like waking up to dog fudge in the morning? Then as my anger started fading, the cynical question turns into a curious and amusing one: What do dogs think about? What would a journal of a dog look like if it could write?
So for that day, here's what I think the journal would look like.
Mikal's Jurnel
July 28, 2008
I woke pretty early in the morning, half afraid that I was going to get in trouble by Old Woman for sleeping on the couch. If they think I'm going to sleep on the floor every night, no way. But I hate getting yelled at, so I probably shouldn't...
I think I'll sleep on the couch tonight.
So I'm just sort of walking around, and I have to go poo. New Dog has to go too. I don't really like New Dog, but I'm kinda glad he's here at times like this. If I go poo on the floor, Family don't really know who did it. So we both get in trouble. I remember thinking we're gonna get in trouble, and that Family is going to come downstairs in a few minutes to let me out anyways...
And then I went poo in the hallway. New dog went in the living room.
Old Man came down a few minutes later, and saw poo. He yelled at me and New Dog. I try to run away, and New Dog barks at him. New Dog is brave, but stupid. Never bark at Old Man when he's angry. Everyone knows that.
I know I shouldn't poo, but I always forget that when I go poo. When I poo, I poo. I don't think about things like I shouldn't poo or anything like that. I mean, Family never poos, so they wouldn't know. The closest thing I've seen is that they sit on a chair in Water Room and all I know is that it smells when they leave. Come to think of it, I've never seen their poo on the ground... ever.
Weird.
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